Hare: I Do
Hash Cash: $7
What is this Weeknight Hash of which you speak? Why, its Thursday, which as we all know is a drinking day! So come drink as hashers do: on a trail after paying your $7 hash cash.
Since your humble hare is a lazy wanker, circle is at my house in Elmwood Village, the trail will (probably) be short, and I'll probably even half-ass making the trail as shitty as usual. But for half-mind philosophers: doesn't a lack of shitty make it even more shitty?