Hare: Just Jeremy

Hash Cash: $7

Do you still harbor a slight fear of little old golfing ladies from last week's romp through Cazenovia Park?? Are you still slightly leery about hashing after Hoots and Udder laid their knee-deep snow Groundhog Day romp through Chestnut Ridge Park a couple years ago? Let's see if Just Jeremy can top those on his virgin lay! I mean, countryside woods and a beach down a "very poorly maintained 15mph road"...what could go wrong? (as long as Dr Meat Rocket is willing to possibly swim for beer again).

Normal 12:69 start time and $7 hash cash to bitch about how horrible a virgin lay can be.