Hare: I DO

Hash Cash: $7

Since none of you wankers could make your way here in September (See I do’s words below), we'll be kind enough to give you a second chance in October. it'll be short, sweet, and shitty (and there's a rumor that one place likes us so much we literally get FREEEE BEER FOR ALL THE HASHERS!)

Never heard of Tim Russert Park? Hell, I don't think HE even knew about it! But the standard South Buffalo syphill ---- I mean tetanus experience? That's something we all know about!

Possibly a return to the only place that's tried to get hashers to STAY LONGER, SING MORE, WE'LL BUY YOU BEER!!!!! (no, seriously...we're lucky Udder was with us that day. We almost ran out of songs)

It'll be a (relatively) short trail with at least the 2 requisite Beer Nears. Same beer + shorter trail = higher satisfaction, right?

Nah, it'll still be shitty. $7 for front row seats to the shit-show.