Hare: I Do

Hash Cash: $7

I Do half asses his way through setting another urban/suburban trail, replete with sidewalks, traffic, 7-11s, and spray-hose holding residents threatening us to stay off their lawn.

Probably pretty short, as one of our Sad Sack hashers has to ask a bunch of questions at a local drinking establishment at 7 (hmmm...sounds like a BN-cum-on-after opportunity to me).