Hare: I Do
Hash Cash: $5
I Do half-asses the 2nd anal Beer Mile. We're telling the Tonawanda police to pound dirt and relocating to Bidwell Parkway, because Buffalo doesn't give a poop.
Traditional Beer Mile for eagles, and oh yes the Turkeys get their own challenge as well!
There will also be a regular trail (though shortened) to round out the afternoon.
Cum. Run. Drink. Cum again if you're of a mind. (But don't think you're using my damn porn stash the 2nd time around!)